According to Time.com Baghdad may be safer than New Orleans.

Doubt it.

FACT:

There is a show tonight at the Hi Ho Lounge full of rock and jazz and shit.

FACT:

The bands playing are Jacob Fred Jazz Odyssey, MyNameIsJohnMichael, A Living Soundtrack, and Caddywhompus.

FACT:

Stephen, our member of darker descent, will be DJing before, during and after the whole thing.

FACT:


This will happen under the moniker Supertronatron.


EVIDENCE:


VERDICT:

Fuck you if you don't come



.. That's what she said